phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world
Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?
where did he go
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY *class chants* “BILL BILL BILL BILL”
i accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life i don’t know what does
bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah
STOP shipping real people, or at least poke holes in the box
I saw this post four times before I understood the joke