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Hi I'm Mel and the entrance fee for my blog is $100 sorry I don't make the rules. I track the tag asianinstahumour

socialjusticewankers:

a man types his facebook status.

“Women who participate in No Shave November will have to participate in No D December!”

fast forward days later. men everywhere get up to go to the bathroom. they pull down their pants, look down, and scream.

their penises have all vanished.

it is December 1. 

No D December has begun.